The Lowdown

I like romantic stories about robots, and sexy stories about ghosts and stories about small guns that people conceal, for small guns that are concealed are seldom used for threatening or intimidating others, but are used simply for shooting others, and although that is frightening there is a certain sincerity to that kind of gun that is more appealing in a story.

I like stories about wet-dreams and ill-timed epiphanies, and sad sisters, and I like alliteration.